A Kid Who Hates

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Redwall by Brian Jacques

You’re a staunch vegetarian and have a vast wine cellar. You also have really weird prejudices against random animals.

The Secret Garden by Frances Hodgson Burnett

You may or may not be that lady who talks to her plants.

SHUT UP, I TALK TO MY CAT.

Matlida by Roald Dahl

You can’t stop talking about how your multi-media novel is going to be really awesome. It probably is.

oops

Where the Wild Things Are by Maurice Sendak

Your friends may be totally crazy, but you’re together enough that you can go out partying with them every night and still hold down a full-time job.

>implying I have a job

The Giving Tree by Shel Silverstein

The residual guilt may be nearly unbearable, but at least you’ll be a good parent.

BUT. I DON’T LIKE KIDS.

Animal Farm by George Orwell

You’re probably a genius by now. Or a politician. Definitely not both.

What about neither?

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