A Kid Who Hates

(A) Has seriously considered becoming a professional assassin. (B) Is unafraid to publicly engage in serious conversation and debate with animals. (C) Is terrified of ghosts not because they are scary, but because the idea of being locked in a meaningless and repetitive afterlife is horrifying. (D) Has secretly spit on people or within things they owned/consumed without even being caught. (E) Has a fictional dream diary filled with Lovecraftian written erotica.