Repeatedly applied water proof SPF 70. Went to the beach for less than three hours. Still got sun blisters. Legit thinking I might be a vampire for reals.
There is no open container law in Savannah.
I’m on a pub crawl. Wonk. Forever wonk.
I didn’t even notice the pony thing. The Internet confuses me. PS. lol at anyone thinking the Pyro would have any characterization other than “strangely adorable sack of potatoes that maniacally burns dudes to death.”
Wait, what is there to be butthurt about? The whole thing was perf.
Pyro confirmed for adorable.
shoutinginstereo: naesnark: Aries - separation/detachment Taurus - change Gemini - being alone Cancer - feeling unloved Leo - being ignored Virgo - disorder Libra - anything extremely unbalanced/making a wrong decision that’ll destroy their life Scorpio - failure and inadequacy Sagittarius - being controlled Capricorn - being misunderstood and not being good enough Aquarius - being...
Thor Freeman faces full life consequences
nevvyweather: catbountry: avali: I am blaming everyone in Livestream for this. If you’ve never seen Full Life Consequences, you’ll find it here. Trust me, you’ll never forget it. I want more Thor and Loki stuff like this get to it fandom. And the Hulk’s pants were dead.
Reading an infectious disease textbook with a gin and tonic in my hand. I do vacation right.
Oh apparently I am horribly allergic to this...
Why does my body hate me.
I went to visit my baby today, only to find him smashed to bits. Who will join me in seeking vengeance.
My 20-year old baby sister and I were just offered children’s menus.
Oh fuck did I just post about getting ~totes...
What have I become.
And then last night I got drunk with a bunch of doctors and talked about dogs and and velvet worms. Truly living the dream. Also, I was told I was a “fun drunk”. Obviously Drunk Kid is the cool one and Sober Kid is boring as hell.
How did I not lose followers with those horrible...
Y’all are class acts.
Don’t worry it is physically impossible for me to be a sad drunk. I am the happiest drunk. (Phone posting so I can’t tag you and shit.)
I am drunk as shit. And I know being a lil’ thing this is an easy thing to do. But I’ll post a review of what has poisoned my body this evening after I sober up because it was delicious. And oh god seriously have I become one of those lol I’m so drunk assholes at age 25 just kill me now.
>cute kid works in pathology >takes the same bus as me >seen him in a Bull Shifters shirt, has a Portal 2 kindle skin Fuck it. Today is the day I talk to him. Gonna compliment that nerdy fucking reader thing and awkwardly mention liking Valve stuff. New friend??? >sits next to him >dude stares at his e-paper about moths >doesn’t look up the whole time >cars are...