A Kid Who Hates

Cephalopods, noisy music, video games, comic books, and beer. Highbrow as fuck.

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I’ve stumbled into a strange kind of park. It’s like something out of the Jurassic!

So there is an amazing toy store in Austin.

This is what its sale section looks like.

So this is what the hotel’s waffle maker produces.

This place.

revcleo:

flutiebear:

hoedempsie:

Memorable Eurovision moments 

Verka Serduchka: Dancing Lasha Tumbai (Ukraine 2007)

This GIFset is the reason Tumblr was invented.

RUSSIA GOODBYE

LASHA TUMBAI

When people ask me why I subject myself to Eurovision every year.

It’s for beautiful, transcendent moments like these.

ianbrooks:

Post-Punk New Wave Super Friends by Butcher Billy

We’re all moved by music in some way or another, whether that be in the ass-shaking region or touched by heart-wrenching lyrics, but could the tunes spinning on your record player, walkman, or speakers move one to be a hero? Much like our fabled superheroes, recording artists wield great responsibility and can just as easily save lives. Billy’s newest series explores the relationship between real heroism and fantasy, though in real life we never got Billy Idol riding a giant seahorse so maybe comic books have the edge in that respect.

Artist: Behance / Tumblr / Facebook

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He’s based extremely loosely on Ed Gein.
He’s not even based on any one killer…smh.

know; I didn’t want to go into that and look like more of a creepy weirdo.

Point is, none of those have any link to Baltimore or JHU, let alone literally a doctor here who eats people. 

A nurse I worked with was convinced that Hannibal Lecter was based on a real Hopkins doctor who ate his patients.

And when I explained that, no, he’s a fictional character, broham.

She insisted she was right and then the rest of the office took her side.

And then I remembered why I hate people.

neil-gaiman:

moth-stories:

Every day we’re highlighting some awesome stuff up for bidding at The Moth Ball Auction! Today, Edgar Oliver and his amazing, distinctive voice.

Wow your friends, and befuddle telemarketers, with a recorded voicemail message from the man who Ben Brantley inTheNew York Timescalled “a spell-casting raconteur who sounds as if he learned to speak in the crypt of a Hammer horror movie.”

Edgar Oliver is one of the most beloved, and recognizable, voices in the New York City theatre scene. His latest one-man show,Helen and Edgar, was critically acclaimed and hisstoriesat The Moth are some of our all-time favorites. 

Who needs Carl Kasell when you can have Edgar Oliver!

We kind of want to bid on this ourselves…

Edgar has the best voice in the world.

Yesssssss.